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stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

I think it would be more us giggling and going slow and telling each other how beautiful we think the other is and learning from each other idk it would be super cute and nice :)
Anonymous

This sounds lovely. Laughing and not taking it too seriously— not being all nervous and pressured to be ~perfect. uwu *kisses for you* <333

klainebilius:

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u dork

uours the dork ecxuse you i am funnly

TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

viamadlucem:

darckcarnival:

In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.

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starkidhq:

Who doesn’t love a bit of Joey? #joeyrichter #starkid

starkidhq:

Who doesn’t love a bit of Joey? #joeyrichter #starkid

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