omg i’m picturing blaine’s reaction to tina and sam and it fits perfectly
OMG HAHAHAHAH. YES.
fanart porn featuring freaky human-lion-hybrid(s):
fanart porn featuring cub!simba/nala:
any fanart featuring simba with a human penis:
I’m just imagining a human personification of them and it is kinda hot oops
i don’t even have to think of a human version of Simba to think he’s hot. and idk if that’s a problem or not. BUT I REGRET NOTHING.
damn he fiiine.
"give me one good reason why i shouldn’t rip you apart.”
"simba, you must understand— the pressures of ruling a kingdom—"
"are no longer yours."
you’re so hot omg stop
That’s awesome. I’d be worried that I’d eat way too much if I had a stockpile of it, though, LOL. I’m really eager to try more flavors now. I WANT ALL OF THEM.
I’M WATCHING THE LION KING AND I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.
you know how Mufasa says, “one day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king…”
right after Mufasa dies, the sun is setting as Simba runs off
and he literally runs off iNTO the direction of the setting sun and like ASLKDJFA;LSDKJF;ASLKDJFASLDKJ. i SEE WHAT U DID THERE, DISNEY. took me twenty years, BUT I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
i’m having a nerdgasm over here because i’ve seen this movie about 500 times in the last two decades and there are STILL new things to discover i love it so much *sCREAMS*
(and also you don’t really see sunshine in the Pridelands after that until Rafiki learns that SImba’s alive, until the sun rises with him as the new king.)
the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.