Summary: In a society where poly relationships aren’t uncommon, Sebastian and Kurt, two dominants who have been dating for a number of years, are both lacking the submissive energy they need to properly balance their dynamic. When they stumble upon a talented, humble piano player named Blaine, however, everything begins to change. - GKM fill
Dude, just be glad you have a job and are very much needed at it. It's when you don't have much work that you have to worry. Someone smarter/quicker/better could come along at any moment and you could be kicked out on your ass. Believe me, I know it all too well.
“Dude,” I am glad I have a job.
Did you know complex creatures like human beings are capable of feeling multiple things at one time? Did you know someone can make a post in frustration without having to post a “Disclaimer: I know I am lucky to be here,” notice?
You don’t know me; you don’t know my situation; you don’t know how convoluted this workplace is. And seriously, don’t fucking lecture me on anon. It’s 10 AM and I’ve made a mistake worth hundreds of dollars already this morning, lmao. I don’t come to Tumblr for job shit. I come here for a break from it, so idk fuck off maybe??
I’m sorry if your circumstances aren’t going well right now, but telling me obvious things with a scolding tone doesn’t do a damned thing for either one of us. Bye.
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist
fantastic humans and where to find them by alien newt scamander
